I'm so fucking centered right now
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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