i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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