Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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