summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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