ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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