so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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