There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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