i just had sex bonerless
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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