Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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