You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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