I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think people are normalizing furries
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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