i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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