I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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