Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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