He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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