If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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