You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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