either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
A bitchslap is in order.
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