Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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