covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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