At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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