sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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