I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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