are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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