Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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