just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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