Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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