we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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