Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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