Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I need to calm my uterus...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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