so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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