the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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