In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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