Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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