i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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