We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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