i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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