i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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