Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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