Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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