i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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