I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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