question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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