So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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