...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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