How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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