You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
