That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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