So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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