I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
that may or may not have been my penis.
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