I want to have your abortion
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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