so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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