tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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