lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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