I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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