She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
