Where is the hickey?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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