am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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